I Would Rather...

Would you rather have a magic carpet that flies or your own personal robot?

I would have a magic carpet because a robot would turn on me.

Would you rather be the worst player on a team that always wins or the best player on a team that always loses?

I would be the best player on a team that always loses because I won't look bad.

Would you rather have one eye in the middle of your head or two noses?

I would rather have one eye because that means less chances of getting eyelashes in your eye.

Would you rather see a firework display or go to a concert?

I would rather go to a concert because fireworks.

Would you rather go water skiing or snow skiing?

I would rather go snow skiing because drowning is scary.

Would you rather eat donuts or lollies?

Donuts because I get sick of lollies.

Would you rather fly a kite or ride on a scooter?

Ride on a scooter because I'm bad at flying kites.

Would you rather have an extra finger or an extra toe?

I would rather have an extra toe because it's easier to hide.

Would you rather only be able to crawl on all fours or only be able to walk backwards?

Walk backwards because I'm already quite good at that.

Would you rather be able to create a new holiday or create a new language?

New language so I can talk in like some secret language with my peers.